Page 31 of Rewrite the Rules

“Don’t think, just say what comes to your mind, okay? I’m going to rapid-fire questions at you. Answer as quickly as you can. Don’t dwell, just speak.”

“All right.”

“Do you prefer French fries or tater tots?”

I open one eye and raise an eyebrow at her. “That’s the question that’s going to help me make million-dollar business decisions?”

“Close ’em,” she growls. “Trust the process, okay? I’ll ask again. French fries or tater tots?”

I shake my head and grumble, “Fine. Fries.”

“Would you rather live on the first floor or third?”

“Third.”

“Would you rather be hot or cold?”

“Cold.”

“Apple or Microsoft?”

“Both? I own stock in each.”

“You’re thinking too much. Coffee or tea?”

“Tea.”

“Weirdo. Cats or dogs?”

“Cats.”

“Showers or baths?”

“Baths.”

“Really? Hmm. Okay, how about…Jordan or Lebron?”

“There’s nobody like Mike.”

“Do you prefer to run or swim?”

“Run.”

“Beer or wine?”

“Easy, wine.”

“Manhattan or Denver?”

“Denver.”That’s surprising.

“Rychess Media—cut or fund?”

“Fund.”Oh, hey now! It worked.

“Missionary or doggy-style?”

“Missionary.Dammit—Adler!”

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