Page 18 of The Better Bride

“I know. But I just have to say it. I really mean it.”

As we relax, our panting fading back to normal breathing as we rest against one another, we hear a loud shriek come from across the hall.

“Was that—?”

“Percy and Sammi!”

“Shit!” we yell simultaneously.

We look at each other, eyes wide, and dart through the suite, finding the noise. It’s coming from the bathroom.

Aw, fuck.