Page 96 of Third Chances (Men of Manhattan 2)

"That's not what I meant. It's just...one thing lead to another..."

"Oh, I get how sex works. I just don't get why you're choosing to have sex with someone who never learned how to assimilate with humans."

Daphne laughed.

"I don't think Daphne is really complaining about my showering habits. I think she'd take me naked wherever she could. Isn't that right?" Teasing her was too easy. And when she blushed like that, all I wanted to do was be inside her tight pussy again. This girl was fucking made for me.

"You're very full of yourself."

"You were full of me earlier."

"Oh my God," she mouthed silently to me and hit my arm playfully.

The elevator doors dinged open. Even though she was pretending to be shocked at what I had just said, she didn't seem to mind when I grabbed her hand. I liked the feeling of fingers being intertwined and I could tell she liked it too.

There was something nagging me in the back of my head though. Why had she suddenly decided to abandon her morals and jump into bed with me before she got to know me? Well, not a bed. More like pressed against a door. Fuck, I'm getting hard again. I tried to think of something serious to dissuade my boner from appearing. She had said she was scared of dying before she knew what living was. I had kind of just assumed she meant before she knew what having sex with me was like. But why was she really scared of dying? And what did she mean by living?

"So what were you apologizing for?" Matt asked. I hadn't told him about last night. And James hadn't because he didn't remember anything.

Daphne looked up at me. "A lot of things actually. And I didn't get to say everything I needed to. We got kind of distracted."

"Geez, all you two do is talk about sex. Get a room."

I laughed. "We had a room. And you tried to walk in on us. And then you persuaded us to come down here with you. I would have been perfectly happy going for round two if you know what I mean."

"Ugh." Matt pushed through the doors to the pool. "You should probably stop talking about sex now or else Mr. Horny Pants is going to start blabbering about how much he misses Penny again. I had no idea how much Penny put out. She's sexy as hell and a freak in the bed? James is a pretty lucky guy."

"Don't talk about her like that, man."

Matt laughed. "Daphne, just as a fair warning, Rob has a constant hard-on for Penny."

What the fuck? I was about to defend myself when Daphne laughed.

"I think it's sweet that he looks out for his future sister in law."

"That's one way to put it. Anyway, you'd think James would eventually whack one off in the bathroom," Matt continued. He was completely oblivious to how much he was pissing me off. "Or if he's anything like you, in the middle of the fucking rainforest." He laughed. "Either way, cool it with the sex talk. I'm sick of James complaining."

Too bad. I had already planned my entrance. As soon as I got over to James and Mason, I sung, "I just had sex," at the top of my lungs. I dropped Daphne's hand and made a thrusting move with my hips. "And it felt so good!" That was one of my favorite songs. The Lonely Island was the best group ever.

James and Mason started laughing. I did a little twirl and pointed at Daphne. "You've got the next set of lyrics, girl," I said to her. "Hit it!"

She immediately covered her face with her hands.

When Mason was able to catch his breath, he said, "Seriously? You're completely mortifying her." He started laughing again.

"Doesn't matter had sex!" I sung. "Saw her boobies and the rest." I stopped singing. "Actually, I didn't see her boobies. We're going to have to fix that."

"You're such an idiot," Matt said. He sat down in one of the chairs.

Daphne slowly lowered her hands from her face. Her cheeks were bright red. "What is wrong with you?"

I laughed. "You know I'm the man of your dreams."

"Not quite."

"Ouch." I put my hands on my chest. "If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best," I sung.

"Stop singing." She pushed my shoulder.

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