Page 66 of Third Chances (Men of Manhattan 2)

"Okay," Matt said, removing his arm from the back of Kristen's chair. "My dick is thicker than a flute, even when it's flaccid." Everyone laughed. "Stop laughing," he mumbled. "I can break dance. And I'm really into working out."

Rob laughed. "You're lying about working out."

"Yup. Working out is the worst."

"So, you can actually break dance?" Alina asked.

> "Yeah, I'm a great break dancer."

"Really?"

"Maybe I can show you a few moves later."

She laughed. "Bryce would love it if I came home knowing how to break dance."

Matt shook his head, clearly defeated by the women on either side of him.

"Well," Kristen said. "I hate Justin Bieber so much that it hurts. I love Disney movies. And I have a crush on my professor."

"Jesus Christ," James said under his breath. "Does she ever let up?"

I laughed. "No. She's been obsessed with you ever since you walked onto campus."

"Yeah. I had my suspicions. How do I make her stop?"

"Seduce her?"

James frowned. "I'm not going to..."

"I'm just kidding," I said, cutting him off. "I know you wouldn't do that. Just try to ignore her." I was actually really impressed about how nice of a guy James was. He clearly would never cheat on Penny even when a girl was throwing herself at him. And it wasn't like Kristen wasn't attractive. She was gorgeous. Guys would kill to sleep with her. But James was so sweet. Even when he was clearly on drugs. I looked over at Rob. Was Rob that good of a guy? Was he sweet? If we started dating, would he cheat on me?

"Are you lying about Disney movies?" Layla asked, pulling me out of my thoughts.

"No. I really do love Disney movies."

"You're lying about the Biebs," Matt said.

"Yeah, I actually love him. He's on my list too." She winked at James, who looked the other way.

"How the fuck do I get on this list?" Matt said.

Kristen laughed.

"Well, I love the Biebs too," Layla said. "I've eaten an entire medium sized pizza by myself. And when I was little, I wanted to grow up and be an actress."

"You're lying about the pizza," Mason said.

"Nope. You'd be surprised by how much I can eat."

Mason laughed. "I do know how much you enjoy things in your mouth, Layla. That's kind of how we were introduced in the first place." He smiled.

She laughed. "You're so bad."

"Speaking of Ethan, how is he doing?"

"Really? That's you're segue? He's great, though. Thanks for asking."

"Good. Then you're lying about wanting to be an actress?"

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