Page 29 of Single Girl Rules #ThreeHeadedMonster

“Huh? Tits?” said Chad. He’d been staring up at the sorority this whole time for some reason. “Whoa!” he yelled when he finally looked back at me. He dropped the cucumbers and grabbed my tits.

“Babe!” I yelled. “You can’t go groping me in front of all your friends! That’s completely inappropriate.”

“I wasn’t groping you. I was covering you!”

I laughed. “Mhm. Sure you were.” I pulled his hands off of me and posed for the camera.

A group of guys passing by whistled at me and I gave them a little wave.

“Don’t make me beat your asses!” yelled Chad. But his lacy red thong made the threat significantly less intimidating. Either way, his jealousy was really turning me on. I loved when he got all territorial.

“Say borscht!” Slavanka snapped the picture and I pulled my dress back up.

“Now can we go to location #2?” I asked.

“Yeah.”

We piled back into the limo. Tracking Ash down required a slight detour, but it didn’t take long to find her trying to blend into a brick wall that was roughly the color of her hair.

Then we were on to the museum.

“Let me off at the front and then circle around to the back door,” I said to Ghostie. “Then wait for my signal.”

“Nope.” Ash shook her head. “No way. I know the start of a heist when I see one. We’ve already narrowly avoided prison once tonight. I don’t want to push my luck.”

“I’m not stealing anything. I promise.” I hopped out of the limo and ran up to the front door of the museum. It had been closed since 5 pm. But there was still a security guard on duty.

I tapped on the glass to get his attention.

He was too lost in his crossword puzzle to even hear me.

I tapped louder and he looked up. As soon as he saw me, he dropped everything and ran over. He cracked the door and poked his head out.

“How can I help you?”

“I’m on a scavenger hunt. I just need to pop in real quick to take a few pictures. You can watch me the whole time.”

He paused. I could tell he was conflicted. “I wish I could help. But if anyone saw it on the security cameras, I’d lose my job.”

“I swear it’s only like two things. Here, look at the list.” I handed the list to him. “The circled items are the ones I wanna do here.”

He looked down the list at the circled items: the samurai helmet and posing in the display window.

“Sorry, I can’t…”

“Oh yeah,” I said. “I’m also gonna fulfill #8 while posing with the samurai helmet. Two for the price of one.”

He looked back at the list. And that was when he realized that I’d just told him I was gonna get topless with the samurai helmet. “Alright,” he said. “You have five minutes. And I get to be with you the whole time.”

“Thank you so much!” I got on my tiptoes and gave him a kiss on the cheek. And then I ran past him to the back door and waved in the rest of my team. We all posed in the window of the gift shop. And then the guard took us to the samurai helmet. I picked it up and put it on.

“Hey,” said the security guard. “I didn’t say you could touch it.”

“Sure you did.” I smiled at him and pulled my tits out.

Now it was Chad’s turn to be pissed.

“Babe, what the hell? We already did the topless photo!”

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