I prefer to meet in person at my place, but if you don’t want to do that, give me your address (it’s not in the company directory), and I’ll come over right now.
Tyler
What the…
Subject: Re: & Your Address
You think I want to talk to you about this issue at 3 o’clock in the morning? (Spoiler alert: I don’t.)
Chloe
Subject: Re: Re: & Your Address
If I leave our time for conversation up to you, we may never have one. (Spoiler alert: That’s not happening.)
Tyler
Subject: Re: Re: Re: & Your Address
I’ll happily draft some terms and conditions, and we can negotiate things from there.
I’ll be more than fair, and I think you’ll be happy with what I come up with.
Chloe
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: & Your Address
I’d be ‘happier’ if you gave me your address…
Tyler
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: & Your Address
I’ll pass. You didn’t appreciate the place much last time.
I’ll see you around at work.
Have a good night’s sleep.
Chloe
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: & Your Address
If you don’t respond with your address within the next five minutes, you and I are going to have a problem. (Spoiler: You won’t like the way I solve it.)
Tyler
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: & Your Address
Threatening your child’s mother won’t be a good look in court. *saving this message* *awaiting this ‘solution’ you have*
Chloe
He sentme three more messages, but I didn’t dare open them.
I needed to contemplate yet another bombshell.