Isobel looked around at everything with wide eyes darting every which way as the tip of her tongue snaked out to wet her bottom lip.

I groaned as I leaned down to lick her bottom lip, chasing after the taste of her. She was as sweet as I imagined she would be, maybe even sweeter. Her ChapStick must have been cherry flavored.

Her eyes were even bigger as she reached up so she could trail the pad of her thumb across her bottom lip, right over where my tongue had been.

“I cannot believe you kissed me for the first time in front of a rainbow of penises,” she hissed at me, sounding like an angry kitten.

I laughed again because damn, my female was definitely funny and maybe a little bit crazy. “Baby, that was no kiss, just a taste, and who could blame me? You should really keep your tongue in your mouth if you didn’t like it, because I might be tempted to do it again.”

“I didn’t say I didn’t like it,” she hissed again as her eyes darted all over the place.

Her cheeks were no longer pink, but instead flaming red.

Hmm…

I’d fucked this up and did what I hadn’t wanted the clerk to do to her.

“Do you want me to take you home?” I asked in a hushed voice, attempting to hide my own emotions from her. If she said she never wanted to see me again, I didn’t know what I’d do. It might kill something inside me. Then I’d have to turn into a true stalker, just for her.

She punched me in the arm, making me stumble back.Ouch.I rubbed the sore spot as I glared at her. What the fuck had that been for?

“Don’t be stupid, Finn. Of course I don’t want you to take me home! That’s just cruel because I’ve been looking forward to this.” She waved her hand between the two of us. “Spending time with you. It’s just that firsts are supposed to be special and, as much as I’ll never be able to forget this because—holy shit! There actuallyisa rainbow cock here and it’s huge!”

She picked something up off the shelf, but my mind was too busy being stuck on her words to notice what it was.

Firsts? Had she meant just with me or in general? Surely the beauty had been kissed before?

I cleared my throat. “About these firsts…” My voice trailed off as I finally noticed what she held in her hands.

Fuck.

She was right. That rainbow striped cock was indeed huge. I wanted to snatch it out of her fingers and place it back on the shelf where it belonged.

I had no issue with the size of my dick whatsoever, and I even thought my boy was quite impressive. I’d had zero complaints so far, thank you very much.

If that was what she wanted in a cock, then I’d disappoint her, because that fucker belonged between the legs of a horse and not a man. It also looked like if she took that in her cunt or her asshole, she’d likely never sit down the same again, becausefuck.

If she wanted that inside her then she was far braver than me.

“I’m a virgin, Finn,” she said without looking at me. “But even if I wasn’t, it wouldn’t matter, because every first with someone new should be special. Don’t you agree?”

Had she just said virgin? Fuck me sideways with a wooden spoon.

“Put that thing down,” I growled at her. “We’re getting the fuck out of here.”

I could not believe my level of stupidity. A fucking virgin, and here I’d brought her to a damn sex shop, and now she held thatthingin her innocent little hands.

Fuck!

“I know, it’s scary, right?” Her voice was filled with quiet awe.

I was a dead man walking. Both RainandRomero were going to kill me for this. Surely they were both going to be pissed at me when she told them where I’d taken her.

She sat the monster back down on the shelf and picked up a pretty sky blue number that had thick veins running down it and a crown worthy of licking around its bulbous head. She twisted the base, and the whole thing started to vibrate loudly.

She yelped and dropped old blue to the floor. She bent over and picked it back up, quickly turning the base again to stop the vibration. “I kind of like that this one doesn’t have balls.” She waved it around in my face. “What do you think, Finn? Should we get this one?”

We?