Chapter Eight

Messages between Elena and Pipe

Pipe:What are you doing?

Elena:Working, lazy. What about you?

Pipe:Missing you.

Elena:Aw, missing me, or a certain part of me?

Pipe:Both. Does your pussy need my dick?

Elena:Maybe. Does your dick need my pussy? See, two can play at that game.

Pipe:When I see you, I’m going to get you to tell me what you want me to do. To say the words pussy and dick.

Elena:I’m a good girl. I don’t say stuff like that. It’s rude!

Pipe:I’ll teach you.

The next day.

Elena:What you did last night was wrong!

Pipe:You rode my fingers.

Elena:It’s not my fault you placed them in the wrong place.

Pipe:Babe, I intended to play with your ass. I know you’ve not had anal, but you will with me.

Elena:I will not.

Pipe:Never say never.

Hours passed.

Elena:Does it hurt?

Pipe:Not the way I do it. I’ll prepare your ass, and you’ll love it.

Elena:I’m not ready.

Pipe:I’m not in a rush. I can take my time.

The following day.

Elena:Sarah’s sad. What do I do to help her?

Pipe:You’re asking me about girl problems. Figure it out. I own a dick.

Elena:If you want that dick anywhere near my vajajay, you’ll tell me what to do to help her.

Pipe:Stop threatening me with sex. Talk to her, and while you’re talking, bitch about him.

Elena:That it?

Pipe:Ice cream, cookies, chocolate, and the therapy that he’s a fuck up. Always helps.