"I hate you," I groaned, smacking him in the chest.
 
 "Hate's not that far from love," he remarked.
 
 "Mention love again and I will let my wolf take over next time," I said into his pec.
 
 "Vicious," he drawled.
 
 "Very." I let go of him. "Alright, sit on the toilet like a heathen."
 
 "Yes ma'am." He shot me a grin, plopping down on his ass on the closed toilet lid.
 
 I'd never seen someone so happy to sit on a toilet. But I didn't want to hear the reasoning behind his grin, so I just turned on the shower.