worse than giving a speech was having to sit there and pretend to listen
 
 while everyone else gave them.
 
 Christina tried to cultivate gratitude— another token statement. She was
 
 lucky to have a good job. She made a decent living for herself and didn’t
 
 have to rely on her father for a position in his company or for handouts into
 
 her bank account every month. She’d made her own way. She’d made the
 
 decision to come here. The night would eventually end, and she’d get to go
 
 back to doing a job she truly enjoyed. There was lots of opportunity in
 
 Austin. Lots.
 
 Shifting uncomfortably in the hard chair, Christina started going over
 
 her speech again in her head. One thing her father had taught her that stuck
 
 was— okay, there were a few things. Always act appropriate in public. Put
 
 in a good face even when everything is going wrong. Never be late. Respect
 
 other people and their time. Never make a speech from a fucking cue card.
 
 “What the ever living….” An angry voice erupted from the right.
 
 Christina’s head jerked up from the dessert that she’d been pretending to
 
 eat. She’d been pushing around the piece of nasty, dry chocolate cake for
 
 the past ten minutes. She turned her head sharply in the direction of the
 
 voice in time to see a forty-something year old, balding guy in a pinstripe
 
 blue suit explode out of his chair. He stared malevolently at the waitress in
 
 front of him who was holding a big round black tray. She in turn was
 
 staring at the guy in wide eyed horror.
 
 Apparently, the tray’s entire contents had dumped straight down the
 
 guy’s front. His lap region was especially soaked. There were glasses
 
 scattered all over the blue flecked carpet around the guy’s chair.
 
 “I’m—I’m— so— s-sorry,” the waitress stammered.
 
 She wasn’t far and Christina studied her. The woman was probably in
 
 her mid-twenties. Her dirty blonde hair was tucked up in a messy bun on
 
 top of her head. Her moss-green eyes were huge and filled with shocked
 
 terror.