meltdown in public. Do you ever have those days?”
 
 I don’t, because I don’t have kids. I want children. But
 
 I’d also like to have a partner, which I guess this is what this
 
 whole meeting is about.
 
 Adley works for an online dating service. You can pay
 
 extra to have someone make your profile, write it
 
 professionally, and find you matches. You can pay even more
 
 to have that same agent write messages for you to prospective
 
 matches and get the ball rolling. If you’re busy, it really saves
 
 time. If you’re shy and awkward, it helps you get a foot in the
 
 door. Overall, it probably weeds out everyone who lies in their
 
 profile before you have to make a hasty escape from a really
 
 bad date in person. I’ve had this happen a few times.
 
 This isn’t the first online dating service I’ve tried. But
 
 it is newer on the scene, fresher, with something to prove.
 
 They seemed more competitive, although that sounds terrible
 
 to term it that way. I guess the service seems like they care
 
 more about client success because they’re fledgling and they
 
 want to grow, and they can only do that by helping their clients
 
 find a match. Happiness. By a match, I mean happiness,
 
 because that’s what this is really about.
 
 I guess most people aren’t thirty-three and desperate.
 
 Like me. They might be whatever age, but they probably
 
 aren’t facing the hard fact that their parents are going to start
 
 shoving prospective matches at them anytime now if they
 
 don’t find someone on their own. It’s already started
 
 happening. It’s embarrassing. Horrible. I don’t want to go
 
 through rejecting the son of my mom’s best friend again. I also
 
 don’t want them to do their own searches or for them to pay
 
 someone to find someone for me because they think my time