kids under the age of five. Was divorced two years ago. He
 
 was a chef at a fancy restaurant and is a self-proclaimed
 
 workaholic. He wanted to have me come over so he could
 
 cook for me—I guess his ex-wife had the kids since he never
 
 mentioned them—but I felt it was safer to go somewhere
 
 public. That was a mistake, as he criticized the food all night.
 
 He spent so much time picking it apart I don’t think we talked
 
 about one meaningful thing. I left not knowing any more about
 
 him than I knew at the start.
 
 Date four was Andrew. Andrew was just shy of forty.
 
 He was a banker, which I thought I wouldn’t find interesting,
 
 but he was very nice. He was one of those guys who can talk
 
 about anything and make it interesting. He was funny. Had no
 
 kids, but very much wanted them. He thought it was
 
 wonderful that I was a teacher and asked me tons of questions
 
 about my job and about myself that I could tell he actually
 
 wanted to know the answers to. When I blurted that my
 
 parents owned a tire business and rattled off the name, he
 
 didn’t even blink. He had to have known that it was worth a
 
 ton of money. Everyone does. The name is very iconic. He just
 
 told me that next time he needed tires, he’d be sure to get them
 
 from there.
 
 Everything went well. We had a nice dinner at a family
 
 style restaurant that wasn’t classy enough to make me feel
 
 nervous. He walked me to my car, and when he leaned in to
 
 kiss me, I panicked. My first instinct was to kick him in the
 
 balls. I knew that was wrong, since he didn’t mean anything
 
 by it and I was probably giving off vibes that I’d welcome a
 
 goodnight kiss. It was innocent. He was genuinely confused
 
 and felt terrible when I backed away like a caged animal.