given the option of working remotely, with that being the
 
 encouraged choice. It seemed ideal. Getting to work from
 
 home. Lounging around all day in my pajamas. Making my
 
 own schedule.
 
 You know what’s not ideal? Almost getting fired six
 
 months after getting hired because the past two months have
 
 been a disaster for me.
 
 This is the one that is either going to make me or break
 
 me. Freaking literally. Okay, it might not make me, but if I
 
 mess up again, it could very well mean looking for new jobs. I
 
 did browse through the classifieds section yesterday, when I
 
 got up. I saw a serving position advertised for a medieval
 
 themed bar and grill. They used the term ‘wench’ to describe
 
 the position. Ugh. I can’t believe they won’t get sued over that.
 
 Wench? Seriously? That’s about all there is out there right now
 
 though, which doesn’t put any pressure on me at all.
 
 Nooooooo. None whatsoever.
 
 I shift Tildy to my other hip as we fly across the street
 
 before the little walking man light goes off. I hit the curb,
 
 nearly stumble, but manage to set my other foot forward and
 
 keep on going. I did have to dress professionally, so that
 
 means that I’m doing this in a skirt and blouse. Thank god for
 
 the ballet flats I put on this morning, anticipating that I’d be
 
 late.
 
 I can’t blame Tildy, even if she did take a hundred
 
 years to let me get her ready this morning. I should have just
 
 offered her something to eat in the car. I shouldn’t have cared
 
 that she dropped cereal all over her shirt. I shouldn’t have
 
 insisted that she try to pee before we left, even though she
 
 insisted she didn’t have to. I should have known I wouldn’t