is running out and my ovaries are getting shriveled up and dry.
 
 Once I hit thirty, I could practically see my mom calculating
 
 the eggs I have left every single time she looks at me.
 
 I also picked this agency because I was promised total
 
 discretion. I know I need to come clean to Adley if she doesn’t
 
 already know who I am. She probably knows a little, but I
 
 don’t know if she knows everything. It’s hard to find a good
 
 boyfriend, someone who loves you for you, when they find out
 
 your parents have tons and tons of money. Suddenly it
 
 becomes more about hanging on for that big payout than it is
 
 about actual feelings, and that’s just gross.
 
 “Yes. Sorry.” I nod hard, snapping out of my thoughts
 
 when I realize Adley is looking at me funny. No, not funny.
 
 More like despairingly. She thinks I’m going to walk out
 
 before I even give her a chance. “It’s fine. I’m glad you
 
 brought Tildy. I really enjoy kids. Like I said. Uh, this is
 
 probably going to be awkward, at least for me, so maybe this
 
 will be better. Easier to talk about things.”
 
 “I do have some questions for the profile, but I promise
 
 I’ll make them as painless as possible.”
 
 “Why would questions be painful? They can’t actually
 
 hurt, can they?” Tildy takes a massive gulp out of her cup and
 
 wipes her mouth with the back of her arm.
 
 I suppress a giggle. “I guess that’s an expression,” I tell
 
 her. “People mean that questions or words can hurt your
 
 feelings.”
 
 “Oh. We wouldn’t hurt your feelings. You seem nice.
 
 But even if you were a baddie, we’d still be nice to you. That’s
 
 the best way to roll.”
 
 I bite down on my bottom lip, but I’m pretty sure my