Silas:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Teagan:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of a friend am I if I don’t do my best to get you laid and find you love?
Silas:I’m not interested in finding love.
Teagan:Ah, but you are interested in getting laid. See, Si, this is why you have me around. There’s a lid for every pot, but I’ll shift my focus from you falling in love to you falling into bed.
Silas:Great, does that mean you’re changing your no-veto so we don’t have to go look at the Pont des Arts in Paris and can instead go to a club?
Teagan:Never! Literal tons of padlocks affixed to the bridge by couples in love? I would never miss that.
Silas:You’re not going to find some French dude to fall in love with just so you can add a padlock, are you?
Teagan:Here’s hoping. I think I could be pretty good at falling in love in French. L’amour. C’est grand.