Page 22 of The Godparent Trap

Then how will you use them to cook for me? Something hearty sounds nice btw, can’t wait to see what you come up with.

Colby:

I forget, is arsenic traceable by forensics if it’s in smaller doses or should I just go for the hemlock?

Me:

I’m stunned.

Colby:

That I’m killing you?

Me:

No, that you actually paid attention in science.

Colby:

Both it is! See you tonight, honey!

Me:

My balls literally sucked back into my body when I read that.

Colby:

Funny, I didn’t know you still had them.

Me:

They’re huge.

I face-planted into my palm with a soft groan. That’s what I’d gone with? “They’re huge”? I watched in horror as she typed back.

Colby:

You know what they say about people when they’re trying to convince others of things…

Me:

I guess you’ll never know.

Colby:

Question, do you have sex with the lights off and your socks on every time or…

Me:

You’re baiting me.

Colby:

It’s killing you, admit it.

“Bro!”

A knock sounded at my door, and I almost jumped out of my skin. I quickly dropped my phone like I had been caught watching porn.

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