Page 118 of Overtime

Mike: Why is Coach smiling like that?

Eva: OMG, we’ve all been played.

Alex: NO. NO WAY.

YOU GOT COACH INVOLVED???

Rob: Say it.

Mike: Say what, asshole?

We’ve been freaking the fuck out!

Rob: Say I’m the best.

Alex: NEVER.

Eva: I’ll say it.

You’re the best.

You win.

Mike: Traitor.

Alex: I’ll actually give her a pass.

I’d admit he’s the best if he was fucking me

on the regular, too.

Rob: I’ll castrate you later for that comment.

In the meantime, what have we all learned?

Mike: How to give people a heart attack?

Alex: You’re sucking coach’s dick on the side?

Eva: I’ve got nothing. I’m in awe.

This was really impressive.

Rob: Just imagine what I have

up my sleeve if you three don’t call it quits.

Alex: First rule of prank war:

DON’T show all your cards.

If we’re expecting it, you’ll never win.

Mike: Don’t give him pointers, you idiot!

Rob: I play the long game, Fossoway.

You know it.

---