CAMILLA: Oh no you got eaten by a cow didn’t you
 
 CAMILLA: SOPHIEEEEEEE
 
 CAMILLA: I’m going to call the police.
 
 I’m sorry.
 
 Messages.
 
 Emphasis on the plural.
 
 There were a ton more.
 
 ME: Sorry. I got distracted.
 
 I was quite surprised by her immediate response.
 
 CAMILLA: OF COURSE YOU DID. Did you get there ok? Was there any problem checking in?
 
 ME: Yes, it’s all fine. Nora was really kind. I’m getting food now.
 
 CAMILLA: Okok. Good. I haven’t had an email back from Nancy so you might have to explain the situation when you get there tomorrow.
 
 ME: WHAT?
 
 CAMILLA: I don’t have signal. I can’t call. I’ve tried.
 
 Right.
 
 We were on WhatsApp. That used the internet.
 
 Not to sound like a grouchy grandma, but there were too many apps on my phone that all did the same thing.
 
 ME: Right. Ok. I guess I can do that.
 
 CAMILLA: Thank you. Soph you’re amazing. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
 
 ME: Maybe we wait until I’ve gone there and see how that goes before you start singing my praises.
 
 “Here you go.” Cait set an old, leather-bound menu in front of me on the table with a smile. “Everything all right?”
 
 “Oh, yeah, just catching up with my best friend.” I returned her smile. “Who was that guy at the bar?”
 
 Her eyebrows shot up. “Hugo?”
 
 I cleared my throat. “I heard him asking who I was.”
 
 “Oh, right.” She laughed. “Ignore him.”
 
 “Are you…” I motioned awkwardly with my hand.
 
 Cait stared at me for a moment. “Are we… Oh.” She ran her tongue over her lips, pursed them, then fought a smile. “No. We’ve been friends for a while. Uh… he’s not my type.”
 
 I stared at her.
 
 Literally how?
 
 Wasn’t tall, dark, and handsome most women’s type?