“This is me. Who is t
his?”
“Laura.”
“Well, hello, Laura.”
“I got your number from Jade.”
“Oh, you did, did you?”
“Yeah. I told her you were hot.”
“Did you, now?”
“I did,” she said then turned to look at me.
“What can I do you for?”
“I thought we could go out or something.”
“Sure,” he said. “You doing anything tonight?”
“Tonight?”
“Yeah, tonight.”
“Well…”
“Let’s go grab a drink and see where it goes from there.”
She looked at me for affirmation. I nodded my head. The sooner he moves on the better. I was ready for a little less complicated.
“Sounds good to me.”
“Great, Laura. You want me to pick you up?”
I shook my head violently.
“No, we can meet somewhere,” she said.
“Alright. I’ll text you an address.”
“Sounds good.”
“I’ll be the one with all the muscles.”
Laura giggled like a schoolgirl.
“Yeah, I’ve seen your photos online.”
“Oh, you have, have you?”
“Yeah. They were nice.”
“Just nice, huh? You’ll change your tone when you see them in person.”
“I bet I will,” she said.