Page 92 of Melt for You (Slow Burn 2)
Another statement that sounds loaded, hinting at unseen layers beneath the surface. He’s driving me nuts with this stuff! The last thing I need right now is more mystery in my life!
“You’re impossible,” I grouse.
“Impossibly wonderful, I know. Back to strategy.”
I join him at the table, trying not to smile at his relentless self-love because I don’t want to encourage him. Although admittedly I’m a little jealous. It must be comforting to go through life convinced you’re God’s gift to the human race.
“Fine. Strategy. Tell me how I should act when he calls.”
“The same way you act with me.”
I make a face. “I can’t act with him like I act with you!”
“Like yourself, you mean?”
“Exactly! He’ll never like me if I act like myself! I’m a disaster!”
Cam glowers, then takes a long drink of his beer. I’ve never seen someone swallow angrily, but apparently it’s a thing.
“Bypassin’ how barmy it is that you’d wanna be with a man who won’t like you if you act like yourself, what I meant was don’t cater to his ego. Don’t fall all over yourself to pay him compliments. Treat him like he’s your little brother: sometimes cute but mostly annoyin’.”
I stare at Cam as if he’s insane. “How is treating a man like he’s annoying in any way attractive to said man?”
“It doesn’t work with all men. But on lads like him—rich and pretty, used to havin’ women fall at his feet—it works like a charm. Because you’re a challenge, you see? You’re different. He has to chase you, which is fun but also establishes that you have value. You won’t just hand yourself over. When a man has to work hard for somethin’ he wants, he values it twice as much when he finally gets it. Then you’re a prize that he earned, not a gift he was given.”
I ponder that for a moment, reflecting on all my recent interactions with Michael, and have to concede that Cam might have a point. “Okay, that makes sense.”
Cam stops in the middle of lifting the beer to his mouth and chuckles. “I’m sorry, could you repeat that? Did you just admit I might be right?”
“Shut up. What else?”
Cam takes another pull from the bottle of beer. I watch his throat as he swallows, his Adam’s apple bobbing up and down, admiring how strong his neck is. My gaze drifts to his arms, all those stupid muscles straining the sleeves of his white T-shirt. His thighs, like tree trunks clad in blue jeans. His stomach, washboard abs outlined under thin cotton like an advertisement for the benefits of a gym membership.
Everything about him is strong, from his body to his ego to his teeth . . . which are now on full display because he’s smiling at me.
“What?” I’m taken aback by his sudden blinding grin.
“Nothin’. Only you might want to work on developin’ a bit more of a poker face, lassie. If you leer at Michael like that, he’ll know the jig is up.”
“I wasn’t leering at you!”
“I can take my shirt off if you like. I’ll even let you pet my biceps, but that’s as far as it’s goin’ because I’m not just a beautiful, sonnet-worthy Mountain Man, you know. I’m a human being. I’ve got feelings.”
I exhale in disgust. Then I drink some wine to buy time to compose myself, because I was in fact leering at him, and he caught me red-handed.
“You’re funny,” I finally manage, aiming for a nonchalant tone. “Can we get back to strategy, please?”
I swear Cam’s smile could be seen from outer space. “You’re adorable when you’re embarrassed. Those pink cheeks.”
I stand and go to the oven, peering in like I might find a cure for my mortification inside. But there’s only the shepherd’s pie, which I imagine is laughing at me.
Cam takes pity on me and lets me off the hook. “All right, movin’ on. Rule number one—we’ll call it the golden rule—is make him chase you. The longer, the better. But there are lots of subrules to this one. They all involve the art of parsin’ yourself out.”
“That sounds disturbingly prostitutional.”
“Think of it like you’re leavin’ a trail of crumbs. Small, delicious Joellen crumbs. A little bit here, a little bit there, just enough to heighten his hunger but never enough to satisfy it.”
I go back to the table and sit, starting to feel dejected. “This is all very complicated.”
