Hadleigh: Gone to pound town.
 
 Hadleigh: Or maybe it was a Netflix and chill kind of night?
 
 Piper: OMG, someone stop her.
 
 Zoey: Wow, just wow.
 
 Madison: I’m over here giggling like a teenager.
 
 In an attempt not to wake Liam, I stifle a laugh, hand over my mouth. I’d better respond or they’ll keep going.
 
 Me: I’m here. Calm your tits.
 
 Hadleigh: Yes! Where’s here?
 
 Me: Is that your sneaky way of asking if I’m with Liam?
 
 Madison: You KNOW that’s what it was, no sneaky about it.
 
 Sophia: Good morning, girls.
 
 Sophia: So? Are you?
 
 I love to mess with them.
 
 Me: Am I what?
 
 Piper: If you ladies are going to wake me up at six on a Saturday, there’d better be some juicy gossip.
 
 Zoey: I think they did it. Again.
 
 Me: You’d be right. I’m still at his place.
 
 Zoey: No Olivia?
 
 Me: Nope. She’s with Becky until Sunday.
 
 Madison: How often does that happen?
 
 Me: Just once a month.
 
 Hadleigh: You’d better wake him up and get to it, then.
 
 Me: Just because you and Sawyer are humping like wild animals doesn’t mean everyone is.
 
 Hadleigh: I get Vitamin D on the daily, yes.
 
 Sophia: Q, I dare you to deny that you didn’t just fuck like bunnies all night.
 
 Madison: OMG.
 
 Zoey: OMG.
 
 Piper: See, THIS is enough to wake me up. So?
 
 Me: Hippity Hop.
 
 Me: