Hadleigh: Gone to pound town.

Hadleigh: Or maybe it was a Netflix and chill kind of night?

Piper: OMG, someone stop her.

Zoey: Wow, just wow.

Madison: I’m over here giggling like a teenager.

In an attempt not to wake Liam, I stifle a laugh, hand over my mouth. I’d better respond or they’ll keep going.

Me: I’m here. Calm your tits.

Hadleigh: Yes! Where’s here?

Me: Is that your sneaky way of asking if I’m with Liam?

Madison: You KNOW that’s what it was, no sneaky about it.

Sophia: Good morning, girls.

Sophia: So? Are you?

I love to mess with them.

Me: Am I what?

Piper: If you ladies are going to wake me up at six on a Saturday, there’d better be some juicy gossip.

Zoey: I think they did it. Again.

Me: You’d be right. I’m still at his place.

Zoey: No Olivia?

Me: Nope. She’s with Becky until Sunday.

Madison: How often does that happen?

Me: Just once a month.

Hadleigh: You’d better wake him up and get to it, then.

Me: Just because you and Sawyer are humping like wild animals doesn’t mean everyone is.

Hadleigh: I get Vitamin D on the daily, yes.

Sophia: Q, I dare you to deny that you didn’t just fuck like bunnies all night.

Madison: OMG.

Zoey: OMG.

Piper: See, THIS is enough to wake me up. So?

Me: Hippity Hop.

Me: