Hadleigh: Sawyer’s cooking for me tonight. <3
Me: I’m not afraid to say I’m jealous of both of you. I’m sitting here drunk on half a bottle of wine and all I’ve eaten is most of this bar of really freaking good dark chocolate.
I pick up the bottle and tilt it over my glass trying to shake out the last little bit of goodness. When I lift the glass with no more than a sip inside, I pout to myself. Freaking awesome Valentine’s Day. Maybe I’ll crack open another bottle. That’ll make tomorrow fun for sure. Freaking Damon would have to come to my rescue again.
Zoey: Oh, man. LOL Maybe it was Sophia. I think she and Heath are out on a Valentine’s date.
Quinn: Yep, that’s right. The lovebirds are out on the town tonight.
Sophia: Hey, wait, I’m here!
Sophia: Heath saw my phone lighting up and told me I’d better check in before you all interrupted his plans for later.
Hadleigh: Yaaaasss, girl! There’s a party in his pants later and you’re invited.
Quinn: OMG, Hadleigh. Stop.
Sophia: But, nope, it wasn’t me.
Zoey: It’s a mystery. Maybe you really do have a secret admirer.
Quinn: Does anyone want to get together Friday night? Maybe hit Shawn’s bar for karaoke or something?
Me: Agh. I can’t. I’m chaperoning the dance. Had to get my required extracurricular event in.
Hadleigh: Oh! Oh! Maybe the secret admirer will reveal himself at the dance!
Sophia: You know who else is on the list for chaperones, right?
Me: Well, you and Heath, right?
Sophia: And Damon.
Me: Ah, shit.
Hadleigh: That is one fine specimen of man-meat.
Zoey: Oh, boy. Here she goes …
Me: Isn’t Sawyer enough for you, Had?
Hadleigh: Totally. But a lady can look, can’t she?
Zoey: Hey, speaking of looking, you’ve been missing out on him at the gym.
Quinn: Yup. That man can fight. He was sparring with some kid and they were all sweaty chests and muscles.
Hadleigh: Oh man, I knew I should have done those barre classes!
Sophia: So, wait. Is there a reason we think Damon would have left you the chocolate?
Me: What? No. He wouldn’t have.
Hadleigh: Are you sure? His desk is right there.
And that’s when it clicks in my head. Aw, hell. Period. Cramps. Midol.
Chocolate. That damn man left me a chocolate bar. I’ve just reached a new level of mortification. I bite down hard on my li