“Watch out,” I snap.
 
 “Well don’t stop on the stairs, stupid.” Mmm, good point. I walk to the bottom of the stairs and continue reading:
 
 Layby Name: Beautiful Slut
 
 Layby Number: 69
 
 Item Purchased: Lamborghini
 
 Pick up time: 1.00 am
 
 Don’t be late!
 
 I smile and continue to the dance floor to join the girls and Adrian.
 
 Two hours later I’m feeling very woozy on my legs when my favourite song comes on. It’s a track by Jason Derulo called ‘Talk Dirty to Me’. I pull out my phone, smiling, and text Joshua:
 
 Talk Dirty to Me
 
 I smile as I put my phone away. Ok, let’s see what he’s got. My phone beeps immediately:
 
 Keep thinking those dirty thoughts, precious. I want that beautiful tight cunt nice and creamy when I suck on it later.
 
 Holy fuck. He’s good at talking dirty; t
 
 hat’s absolutely filthy. I smile again. What in the hell am I doing? I am so out of my league here. I text back a lame reply:
 
 It’s working, I like it.
 
 My phone beeps immediately:
 
 You will swallow.
 
 Christ, um, what will I write?
 
 Yes
 
 It beeps again:
 
 It wasn’t a question.
 
 Ok, it’s official. He’s the hottest man on the planet and I find myself feeling rather overheated by his texts. My phone beeps again:
 
 How loud are you going to scream when you come on my face with your knees on my pillow?
 
 Shit, ok. That’s dirty. I look around, feeling quite embarrassed and flushed. I just know I am going to get some awesome sex tonight. I could come just by reading his texts. My phone beeps again:
 
 Do you have any idea how hard you are going to cop it tonight?
 
 I smile and shake my head, good god…hard I hope. I text back:
 
 Ok you win, I’m gagging. Pick up time is now. I will be up in a minute.
 
 A few more tracks later I turn to find Adrian with another round of margaritas so, of course, I have to drink. I wouldn’t want to waste a perfect margarita; that would be blasphemy. Needless to say I don’t go to find Joshua for about another forty minutes. Adrian and I head towards the stairs together.
 
 “Josh has just texted me,” he says, smiling. “I have to take you out to the limo first and he will follow a few minutes later. It will be here in twenty minutes.” I frown, not understanding why. “He just doesn’t want you two to be photographed together.”
 
 “Oh,” I nod. “Ok, that makes sense.” I smile. When we get to the top of the stairs Adrian takes my hand to lead me through the crowd and I follow, not paying any attention. He suddenly stops and I run into his back.