In Reno
 
 There are three kinds
 
 of nights on the town:
 
 good clean fun,
 
 like skating or movies
 
 or [God forbid] bowling,
 
 boring and safe
 
 and definitely not
 
 what Dad’s got in mind;
 
 totally nasty,
 
 like swap clubs or strip
 
 clubs or titty shows,
 
 places that check ID,
 
 and eighteen won’t get
 
 you inside one of those;
 
 and games of chance,
 
 sports betting or black-
 
 jack or slot machines,
 
 guaranteed to suck you dry.
 
 Eighteen isn’t old enough
 
 for casino betting either,
 
 but all it takes is
 
 a game plan, and dear
 
 old Dad has already figured
 
 a strategy.
 
 Dad Chooses the “Big Three”
 
 The Silver Legacy, Eldorado,
 
 and Circus Circus casinos
 
 are all connected by skyways.
 
 We can play at one for a while,