And once, after he paid for a couple of slices at Ray’s Pizza, he left his wallet on the table and I looked all through it—while he was in the men’s room—because I was curious about what boys keep in their wallets, and here is what I found:
Forty-eight dollars
MetroCard
Hayden Planetarium membership card
School ID
Driver’s license
Forbidden Planet Comic Superstore discount card
NYC Public Library card
But no condom.
Which just goes to show, my boyfriend clearly has other things on his mind than sex.
Such as the future energy crisis. And potential global disasters caused by supervolcanoes.
Which is a lot more than Lilly can say about Boris.
I mean, Tina.
Whoever.
Maybe Michael and I won’t ever even HAVE to have The Talk.
Friday, September 11, PE
I hate her so much.
Friday, September 11, Geometry
Seriously, where does she get off?
Theorem = statement that is proved by reasoning deductively from already accepted statements.
She only said it to get under my skin.
Right?
Because it can’t be true. It CAN’T be.
Can it?
Friday, September 11, English
What was THAT about?????
What? Oh, the pom-pom squeezy thing? What do I want with a stupid squeezy thing shaped like a pom-pom that says VOTE FOR LANA on it? I hate Lana. Do you have any idea what she said to me today in PE? IN FRONT OF LILLY????
What?????
She said college boys whose girlfriends won’t Do It with them dump them for girls who will.
SHE DID NOT.
