get on her bad side right now. I'm fine. Just... face forward."
 
 Constance and Sabine turned their backs to me reluctantly and I slumped against the hard pew. A
 
 few other juniors filled in the seats
 
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 to my right, all eyeing me with curiosity, wondering why I was in their row. I supposed the news of
 
 my expulsion from Billings hadn't completely made the rounds yet. Either that or they were still
 
 obsessing over the Reed-and-Dash-seminude show they had all gotten to see. I had been the
 
 subject of whispers and stares ever since the night of the fund-raiser.
 
 "Good morning, faculty and students of Easton Academy!" Headmaster Cromwell announced,
 
 taking his spot behind the podium.
 
 "Good morning, Headmaster Cromwell," we dutifully recited.
 
 With a nod, our fearless leader got right down to the morning announcements. He wore a gray
 
 suit and blue tie this morning, along with his ever-present American flag tie tack. His white hair
 
 was perfectly slicked back from his face and his voice boomed throughout the chapel as always,
 
 but I noticed something different about him. There was something almost jaunty in the way he
 
 spoke and held his head. Like Mr. Serious was actually excited about something.
 
 How was that possible, when we had another murder on our hands and the Easton Police
 
 Department taking over offices in Hell Hall so they could question students?"And now, a final
 
 announcement that I'm hoping will bring a bit of levity to our lives here at Easton," he said, looking
 
 across the room. A never-before-seen sparkle danced in his normally dead blue eyes. "This year I
 
 have decided to reinstate an old Easton Academy tradition--the Easton Academy Holiday Dinner."
 
 Instantly, the entire chapel filled with an excited buzz. Everyone, it seemed, knew what this dinner
 
 was--all except me.
 
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 "For those of you who are new to our community, the Easton Academy Holiday Dinner is a catered
 
 banquet held in the dining hall. There will be traditional holiday fair and decorations, the Easton
 
 Academy Chorale will treat us to a holiday concert, and everyone will have a chance to relax and
 
 unwind before finals. All students and faculty are invited. In my day this dinner was the social
 
 event of the season. I'm hoping it will be that again."
 
 The buzzing intensified as the girls around me started gabbing about how their mothers and