Page 29 of You Chive Me Crazy
Me:I’m sharing a room with her.
Me: Same bed, actually.
My phone immediately rang, but I didn’t answer the call from Rolando, since Zoe might hear me talking.
Instead, I sent him another text.
Me:I can’t talk right now.
Rolando:You and Zoe! I love it!
Rolando:I told you things happen for a reason.
Rolando:But did you listen to me? Noooooooo.
Rolando:What’s going on over there?
Me:Not what you think.
Rolando:Still, this is fate!
Me:Is it fate that she still hates me for what happened?
Rolando:She’ll get over it when she learns the truth.
Rolando:Tell her.
Rolando:And give me the details! How? When? Why?
Me:No time right now to tell you everything, and believe me, there is SO MUCH to tell! You have no idea.
Rolando:Please give me something, so I have an idea.
Me: Guess who’s also staying here with us.
Rolando:The Rock.
Me:Seriously? That’s your guess?
Rolando:Ryan Reynolds?
Me:Okay, I’ll just tell you.
Me:Damian Landau, Savannah, Jeremy Hayes, for starters.
My phone rang again.
Me:Quit calling me. I can’t talk right now.
Rolando:THE Jeremy Hayes from the Food Network?
Me:The one and only.
Rolando:Does he know who you are?
Me:No idea.
Rolando:I’m sure he does. Also fate!
