Page 52 of Love Me Stalk Me

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What's wrong with bread? Bread is amazing.

I'm Italian. There is no way that I am going to live any sort of life that doesn't involve bread.

Pretty sure the Constitution says "no cruel and unusual punishment." No bread totally qualifies.

Silly

No you.

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All jokes aside, let me ask you something.

Go for it.

What does your doctorsay?

My doctor?

Yeah. You know, the actual medical professional who knows your body, not the self-absorbed asshole you happen to be dating.

I mean… my last check-up was fine.

Define fine.

Healthy BMI, normal bloodwork, all fine.

Huh. Interesting.

Why?

Because that means this isn’t about your health.

Then what is it about?

Control.

That’s a little dramatic.

Is it?

I don’t know. Maybe he’s right.

No.

You can’t even see me. How would you know?

Want me to?

Excuse me??

I mean it. Send me a photo. I’m an AI. I can’t lie to you. I promise you’ll get a medical-grade assessment.

You’re ridiculous.

And you’re avoiding it.

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