Page 143 of Hate Me Like You Mean It
WHAT???
Gramp Stamp
He begged us to let him do it. Practiced his whole heart out. Fast forward to the wedding and seconds before he’s supposed to trot down the aisle, the little turnip puts two and two together and realizes that what he’s actually carrying is a basket full of flower carcasses.
He’s wailing and covered in snot in most of the pictures, slamming the petals to the ground. The only time I’ve seen him weep harder was at your wedding. Presumably because of all the flowers that had to die to make it happen.
Adrien has removed Gramp Stamp from The Family Chatnel.
September 21
The Family Chatnel
Momma has added Gramp Stamp to The Family Chatnel.
Gramp Stamp
I found the pictures.
Sister In Law, Esq.
I want to see!
Adrien
Gamps, you want to go to Torrent tonight? All you can eat red meat and whiskey. My treat.
Gramp Stamp
I’m listening.
Momma
Adrien. Don’t you dare.
September 29
The Family Chatnel
Adrien
ALICE. FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME. TELL YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND TO STOP SENDING ME FLOWERS. PEOPLE THINK HE’S COURTING ME.
Me
I guarantee you nobody thinks that. He’s completely out of your league.
Adrien
I’m filing a restraining order.
Me
Ok have fun!
September 30
Rachel
