Page 60 of Deadly Aloha
Chapter Twelve
Safe to say, I’d never been in a real OB Gyn office before in my life. Fucked a lot of women on sets of one, but that’s because there’s a peculiar trope for naughty doctors who take advantage of women while their feet are spread wide in stirrups. I got the appeal in theory, but not in reality. The number of posters and models of vaginas, babies in utero, labor stages, and some weird-looking duck pictures made out of speculums, was just bizarre.
Also, why was there a poster advertising turning your tit into a pancake? If someone tried to stick my balls inside that thing, they’d be dead. Very, very dead.
Most of the people in the waiting room were women. There were only two other guys, both of whom looked extremely uncomfortable to be here. While I thought the number of uteruses currently on display was excessive, I had no issue being here. Though I had to wonder if the red lava lamp on the receptionist’s counter was a bit on the nose.
The thing I was most pissed about was the fact that they required me to wear a shirt and slippahs to enter. What fucked up rule was that? Lu was about to be stripped down with her pussy on display and they cared what was on myfeet?
One guy, who was with a heavily pregnant woman, kept glancing at the poster showing the stages of labor dilations and then glancing down at his fist in question. When he noticed me, I gave him a knowing smirk. He blushed and quickly looked away. Yeah, that fucker was definitely trying to figure out why his woman wouldn’t take his fist when she was able to pop out a baby. Fucking moron.
I was a bit impressed with the other guy, or should I say kid. He looked barely old enough to know what his dick was. I highly doubted he was the father of the baby in his arms. If I had to guess, I’d say son or stepson to the lady next to him.Shelooked like she’d been through labor recently. Made me wonder where the father was and why a maybe sixteen year old was helping to take care of the kid.
The door opened to the exam rooms. “Ka’ana’ana!”
Lu turned a glare on me. “Are you fucking kidding me?” she snapped, her voice low. “That’swhat you asked the receptionist before? To change my last name on the file?”
I shrugged. “No point fighting the inevitable, babe.”
Lu rolled her eyes as she stood. But she still took my hand as we walked towards the nurse and the open door.
I noticed the nurse eyeing my cut as we passed. Lu wasn’t wearing hers, which was fine. We were led down another hall to a scale that Lu was asked to step onto. The nurse kept eyeing me as the numbers appeared on the monitor.
Lu frowned at the number. Turning to me, she hissed, “Thisis why I don’t keep so much Rocky Road in the house.”
I raised an eyebrow at her. “You say that like that number has any correlation to how fucking sexy I find you.”
The narrowing of her eyes lessened slightly and her pout twitched into a smile.
“Over here, please,” the nurse instructed. I glared at her for her tone but Lu walked obediently to the wall so the nurse couldmeasure her height. Then I raised an eyebrow as the woman stepped between Lu and I with her ass popped towards me.
Even in scrubs I could tell the lady had a nice ass, but what exactly did she think she was going to accomplish by trying to show it to me?
I followed again as she led Lu to an exam room. Putting the chart inside the plastic cubby on the wall by the door, she instructed Lu to remove her pants and underwear before getting on the exam table, where there was a paper cover for her to drape over her lap.
When I stepped forward to head into the room too, the nurse actually put her arm across the doorway, barring my entry. Her voice turned sultry as she tipped her head and arched her back so her tits lifted towards me. “Why don’t we give her some privacy?” she offered. “I can show you the break room. Maybe get you a cup of,” she looked me up and down, “coffee?”
I lifted my eyebrows. No doubt ‘coffee’ meant ‘blowjob’.
As she had done with me, I gave her a very slow once over. Starting at her blonde hair down to her perky tits to her shapely waist and long legs to her slippahs.
“Impressive,” I said. I took a step forward, lifting my hand to place on the doorway above her head.
The smile she gave me was pure sex. “What is?”
“That you’re able to hide such a large set of balls inside those skin-tight scrubs.” I gestured to her crotch. “Don’t even see a bulge or anything.”
Her smile fell slightly. “Wha… What?” She looked utterly confused.
I shrugged. “Just saying, the balls it took to offer mecoffee,” I said pointedly, because we both knew that coffee wasn’t actually what she was offering, “in front of my pregnantwahinemust be massive. Bigger than mine. Personally, I’m very interested in seeing these massive balls.” I looked at Lu through the opendoorway, who was just watching the show with an amused expression. “Would you like to see them too, dear?”
“I’m sure there’s a spare gown or something in here she can wear,” Lu offered. “You poor thing, those scrubs must be so constricting.”
The woman’s cheeks were practically aflame by now. She ducked her way out from under my arm and hurried down the hallway.
I didn’t move from my position as Lu approached me in the doorway. The look she gave me was amused and exasperated. “I can’t take you anywhere,” she complained.
“You say that like I didanythingto entice her. I am entirely innocent in this.”
