Page 64 of Santa’s Little Faker
Bubbles needed toys.
Littles needed bubbles.
“We can share when I’m big.” If boys and girls did that then boys and boys could do it. Everyone knew that. “I’ll share and be romantic.”
I could do that for Daddy so he’d feel ’portant.
I was so nice Daddy smiled. “Thank you for sharing.”
“Welcome.” I was such a good boy, I was going to get lots and lots of rewards. “I’m nice.”
Daddy made a silly sound like he was trying not to laugh. “I bet nice boys get lots of rewards.”
Ha.
“Maybe?” I shrugged and looked very sweet. “But Daddies are important and you like cuddling me. So you’ll like cuddling me when we’re wet.”
Hmm.
Daddy was scrunching up his lips like he was trying not to smile.
Daddy was thinking happy thoughts ’cause he was naughty, so I played a trick on him and gave him a Daddy kind of frown. “Oh, no. You’re thinking naughty thoughts. That’s not good. I’m Daddy’s sweet boy.”
Nodding, Daddy coughed and coughed as he played pretend. When he could breathe and not be silly, he nodded. “I’m very sorry. Daddies just think naughty thoughts sometimes. I know you’re my sweet boy.”
Ha.
Now Daddy was going to think lots of naughty things about me.
“I am.” I was sneaky too. “So no wet happies or wiggles and no rubbing my bottom on your lap. That’d be naughty and I’m sweet.”
Sweet and sneaky.
Ha.
I was naughty too, but I gave Daddy my sweet smile. “I’m your good boy.”
Daddy started coughing again.
He needed to learn to play pretend better.
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“I get my surprise now, Daddy.” Yes, I’d beensoogood I should get lots of fun stuff. “I’m clean and not sticky.”
Hmm.
“Is it your turn to get sticky?” Daddy said that some Daddies played naked games with their littles and some didn’t.
Did he forget?
Leaning closer, I kissed his cheek and didn’t even fall off the bed. “Daddies are important.”
They worried, too, because Daddy thought I was going to fall, but I wasn’t. He was still nice and held me tight, though. “If you break your neck, I will get in a lot of trouble.”
Yep.
“My mother says she brought me into this world, so she’s the only one who can take me out of it.” I shrugged as Daddy chuckled. “Even accidents. She said so.”
