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Lying, because sometimes a lie is the kindest gift you can give a person, I rub my hand over hers. “I do. Now, let’s go and have this girly day thing.”
She lifts her head and proceeds to skip, my arm still linked with hers. “I’m gonna start with your lingerie.”
I roll my eyes but then lock my feet to the ground and gesture to the magazine rolled up under her other arm. “You have to put that back.”
“No, I don’t. It’s complimentary.”
“Carly! It’s not complimentary. Put it back.”
“But, Liiib, it has detailed squirting techniques and a homemade facial recipe.”
My eyes widen. “Please tell me they’re two separate articles.”
“Ha!” She shoves the magazine into my handbag. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”
No, no, I wouldn’t.
