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for the team.

Leah

I always take one for the team. I’m done. I want

to be a solo player.

Teamwork sucks.

Grace

Stop.

You’ll make me laugh, and I’ll wee. My vagina

is not as tight as it used to be.

Leah

Ew. TMI.

Grace

Are you at least making conversation?

Or texting me and ignoring my sister?

Leah

Why is it alwaysyour sisterwhen you’re guilt

tripping me?

Whose side are you on?

Grace

None. I’m neutral.

I love you both. I hate you both. Very fair.

Leah

Thanks.

Grace

Ask her what she’s doing for her birthday.

Leah

Why?

Grace

I’m throwing you a bone here. Take it.

Leah

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