“Always wanting to touch me, PC Pain-In-My-Ass. You wanting to get that assfucking you’ve been gagging for?”
I leaned down and licked the tip of her nose, and you know what? Just like that, I was getting cuffed for assault, and couldn’t help laughing my ass off.
“Whatcha gonna write on your report, huh? Assailant licked me, but he didn’t go downtown where I wanted him? I’m willing and able, baby, I promise you that.”
“Grease, what the fuck!”
I winked at Harley. “There’s a list in my office, on the desk. Call the lawyer on it. Seems like I’m getting harassed by the police again.”
Jamie
He was insufferable, anddon’t get me started on the fact that he literally assaulted me by licking me. I know it’s going to look pathetic on the paperwork, but he was pushing me too far, and I had to react. If I didn’t react to this behaviour, he’d only get worse. I wasn’t exactly sure what ‘worse’ would look like on him, but I knew I didn’t want to risk it. And it was a matter of showing Evers that I wasn’t a pushover, that I wasn’t about to take this kind of bullshit from the clubhewas so afraid of.
“If you wanted to get me in the backseat, PC Pain, you shoulda said. Honestly, I’m real easy. I’ll get my dick out for you anytime.”
“Shut it!” I hissed at him, refusing to turn around and look at those all fucking knowing, arrogant, asshole eyes of his.
“You’re really going through with this?” Evers asked me quietly as we headed for the stationhouse, and I pondered whatthe hell to put on the paperwork. He licked my nose. Is it enough? Is it really a crime? Is there precedent for this? If he’d spat at me, that’d be one thing, but then he gripped my wrists too. He held me in place for his assault. It was definitely assault.
“Jay, seriously, think about this. Right off a suspension, you’re going to push your luck by pissing this lot off?”
I felt the fucker leaning closer to the grid between the front and back seats, listening to our conversation, a conversation he wasn’t invited to.
“Ooooh you got suspended? What did you do? Was it something naughty?”
I shot him a glare, and turned back to Evers as he pulled up at traffic lights.
“If I don’t make an example of him-”
“I’ll let you make an example of me, PC Pain. I’ll let you make an example of me all night long.”
I ignored him, and the grin that Evers did his best to fight off. I mean, yeah, the guy could be funny, but it was harassment, and enough women had to put up with this shit every day of their lives. If he was mouthing off at me, an officer in uniform, how the hell did he treat his other women, or any other women for that matter.
“He’s trouble, and he can’t get away with everything. What’s next if I don’t do anything? He’s going to assault another woman, and-”
“No other women, cop, I swear, it’s all you.”
I was ready to go back to using ‘unnecessary force’ if he didn’t shut the hell up.
“We could just let him go before this goes any further, that’s all I’m saying. It’ll be hard to make anything of this, and you know it.”
“You witnessed him assaulting me, Evers. Are you saying you won’t back me up on this?”
Grease practically pressed his face into the mesh as he groaned obscenely.
“Jesus, I’ll back you up, baby, right onto my hard cock.”
“See?” I lifted a hand to gesture to him, to show that he was proving my damn point for me. There was nothing this asshole wouldn’t turn into some kind of fucking innuendo, and, as a woman, I shouldn’t have to suffer through it.
“Last chance to change your mind, Jay. We’re about to pull in.”
“Just don’t ask me to pullout. I like filling holes with cum,” Grease said helpfully, and I clenched my fists, the decision made once and for all.
“We’re doing this.” I ignored the triumphant ‘yay’ from Grease, and an hour later, when we watched him smirk at me, as he left with his ‘lawyer’, my shoulders slumped. It was assault. It really was. How the hell did a biker asshole have such a slick, overpriced solicitor? How could he afford someone like that? It was just more proof that he was up to no good.
Chapter Nine
Ireturned to ahero’s welcome, as if I’d done something impressive, rather than getting arrested for licking a police officer. She was gonna have to get less uptight real quick if she wanted me licking her anywhere else.