Page 14 of Tesio
“What? I came to introduce myself, that’s all. Why are you assuming I’m offering things I would… would never ever offer? You’re just trying to distract me from something, aren’t you?”
He laughed, a husky rumbly sound that I hated myself for liking.
“You got me. You gave me one hell of a boner, and I’m hoping you don’t look down and see it. Can’t have you getting all unnecessary while you’re on duty, right?”
I backed up then, because what the hell was he doing? He was distracting me, alright, and I thought myself to be far more in control of my faculties than this.
“Aw now I kinda want you to look at it, baby. It’s hard because of you, you know. Something about a woman in uniform gets him up, what can I say?”
I swallowed hard, fighting the desperate urge to let my eyes lower, to feast them on the bulge he insisted was in his pants right now. I was really starting to show myself up, and I hated both of us for that fact.
“This is bordering on sexual harassment, Mr Grease.”
He started chuckling again, taking a step closer to me, which I couldn’t help but back away from, because he was close enough already.
“Only bordering on it? Damn, I was hoping to make you cream those tight little panties, because you’re so fucking into me, it’s embarrassing. You wanna get out of that uniform and onto something not very comfortable? I’m talking about my cock, by the way. It’s gonna be too big for you, but we’ll make it fit. It’s all about sliding it back and forth, so you can lube it up for me first.”
Oh my god! I held up a hand as I backed up again.
“One more word from you, and I’m arresting you. You… you can’t talk to people like this.Me!You can’t talk to me like this. I’m an officer of the law, and I’m simply here, making my-”
“Making yourself wet, yeah, we already covered that. Look, though, PC Pain, see, if I go getting it on with you right now, they’re all gonna think I’m into you, and I’m just looking to scratch an itch for you. Kinda like a public service. You like getting serviced by the public?”
I wanted to back up some more, not because I didn’t want to be near him, but because somehow his bravado, and arrogance, was really doing it for me, and I didn’t want him to know that.
“Aw… you’re looking a little overheated, PC Pain, why don’t I help you out of some of those bulky clothes?”
I was now holding both hands up between us, and I didn’t know what to say. I was lost for words, for maybe the first time in my life.
“Why… why do you call me that? It’s not… my name is PC-”
“I could tell the first second I saw you that you’d be a royal pain in my ass, cop, so I’m pretty sure your name is PC Pain-In-My-Ass. Trouble is, I’d rather be a pain in yours.”
I put my hand on my radio, preparing to call Evers to back me up, because he was advancing on me again, and suddenly I wasn’t sure I could get out of this without him making good on his threats. They were threats, not offers, not suggestions, not… not enticements.Threats.
I wished I could see them that way. Damn my body.
“What’s going on, man? Hey, officer. I’m Micro, I’m the Club President, uh, can we help you?”
I forced a little of the panic down, keeping my hand on my radio, just in case.
“She was just coming here to uh… introduce herself to my cock.”
“Fuck’s sake, Grease, will you get lost?”
The guy, Micro, was a bit of a mess. He’d clearly been on the wrong end of some fists or had been fighting at the very least. His hair was wet, and he was wearing nothing beneath the leather cut, which seemed a little unusual, but not necessarily a crime, right?
“I was introducing myself, because I’m new to this particular beat, and I thought it made sense to get to know uh… the…”
“Criminal elements? Grease, I said fuck off. Get back to work.”
Grease smirked at me, backing up and grabbing his crotch, as he winked at me.
“Be seeing ya, PC Pain. You won’t be able to stop thinking about me, I know.”
“Grease!”
I fought the urge to watch him walk away, even though it was probably wise to know where he was, since he seemed to be the threat to my sanity if nothing else.
