Page 13 of Making It While Faking It
Lake’s, Alex’s, and KJ’s expressions are frozen in time as if they’re marking the calm before the storm. I don’t know what to say or do at the moment. I last heard from Simon a few days after I left Iceland. He sent me a text message, asking me to not believe what I saw with my own eyes, claiming that he and Cherry were merely running lines. He didn’t know that I saw them fucking. I never told him. I’m also keeping the matter of his fake accent to myself, at least for now. Simon is never to be trusted. When he wants something, he’ll destroy everything in his path to get it. Unfortunately, he still wants me, and I’m not sure how he’s going to take it when he finally hears of my engagement to Achilles.
Then, being the naughty boy that he is, Simon grinds me with an erection that’s as hard as steel. “We miss you. So let’s go somewhere quiet, you and me, and catch up.”
His words sink through me like dread itself. With visions of him nailing Cherry Attwell dancing in my head, I ball up my right fist. I’ve never punched anyone in my life, but I really want to pound Simon one good time. But before I can decide whether to punch him or knee him in the groin, a ruckus explodes behind us. Simon’s hands are off me, and the empty air cools my backside as a man shouts, “Take your hands off her!”
Lake slaps a hand over her mouth. Alex and KJ look horrified. When I turn to get the full picture of what’s happening, I’m horrified too.
Top Rag Mag
A RUMBLE AT TREASURE’S GRAND REOPENING
Last night things got…
Well, kind of sexy, now that I think about it.
Stay with me.
Last night was the big reopening bash of Grove heiress Treasure Grove’s restaurant, formerly known as The Chest of Chelsea and now called Treasures, which we at TRM agree was a smart move on her part. It was getting hard to say, honey, let’s have dinner at that restaurant with the long name but bomb-ass food.
But getting back to the subject at hand, if you weren’t there, then you missed it.
Psst…
There was a brawl. On one side of the ring stood Treasure Grove’s ex-fiancé and actor extraordinaire, Simon Linney, who we confirmed, if you missed it, cheated on her with none other than Cherry Attwell (refer back to our June 3rd alert).
On the other side of the ring, and shockingly so, stood Orion Lord.
Say what?
Our last report of Orion Lord and our favorite heiress together had him dry humping her in her restaurant over a month ago.
Treasure is still our favorite Grove heiress, right?
(Don’t skip the poll below. Who is our favorite NYC heiress, Treasure or her super-rich and lucky cousin who managed to nab Hercules Lord, Paisley Grove?)
Now back to the deets.
Sources say Orion Lord wrestled Simon Linney to the floor, punching him in the face while defending Treasure’s honor. Apparently, the sight of two strapping men rolling around together on a hard surface was hot. It’s been reported that several women, and men, orgasmed just a little.
However, we are still trying to figure out why Orion Lord attacked our favorite naughty bad-boy actor. Orion Lord does know that gorgeous face of Simon’s is insured, right?
A lawsuit is sure to follow. We’ll alert you when it happens. However, the question still remains—are Treasure Grove and Orion Lord a couple?
Our sources say that he’s the real reason TG escaped the set of Marked by the Sword. Apparently, Mr. Lord asked her to come home to be with him, and she said, “Hell yes, you sexy thing.”
The streets are talking, and they’re saying that it’s getting serious between the two lovebirds. Don’t worry, we’ll bring you every moment of their hot and heavy, or torrid, love affair.
So stay close.
TRM, bringing you the scoop before it happens.
P.S.
Don’t forsake the poll! Your favorite heiress… Treasure or Paisley?
I know my choice.
The Fallout
