Irfan frowned and told him, “I am telling you all what I know.” Dylan smiled replying, “And I’m recording it. See the man I share DNA with but don’t claim as my father had a theory about the white wolf’s heat, but he could not find proof. You and yours clearly have some other facts, mine was missing. To be fair, you seem sane and my DNA sharer was not.” I rolled my eyes.
Irfan said, “Yes, well when Alpha Alexander’s mate goes into heat it might send the surrounding area into chaos until he gets her out of here.” Dylan clapped, “That sounds fun. Back to things that will help settle the Alpha’s. To make it perfectly crystal clear, MelAshley can’t be hurt though, right?”
Irfan shook his head, “No, she cannot in the way you mean. A heat does hurt until their mate takes away the pain though.” Dylan smiled, “Well, then I like this cub. Do you guys call yourselves cubs? I’m a man of the people. I switch around with names.”
Irfan said, “I was a cub until I shifted, yes.” Dylan cooed, “And what a cute cub you are. That’s going to be such a good time when MelAshley goes into heat. Such fun will be had. I might get to see an exploding head or two.”
“It’s been too long since I’ve seen that. Plus, we could just round up some bad guys and be done with them. No paperwork or waiting for them to mess up. They would just get their head exploded by Mini Moody SGAP.” I growled.
Dylan smiled at me saying to Irfan, “See? He’s very uptight for a Fairy. The Conners boys just want to be the youngsters of our generations in an early grave. There’s a pool about if they will die before they turn three hundred.” Oden scoffed, “There is not.” I got the feeling there was.
Dylan hummed, “Don’t worry, I’ve enrolled them all in Yoga to work on their inner chi. I have someone coming to teach them about meditation and breathing techniques. I’ll get them to three hundred and five. I feel I can squeeze out five extra years for them.”
EJ snorted, “Joy.” Irfan smiled, “He is funny.” I dryly explained, “He’s also serious. Someone is absolutely going to show up and tell us to meditate.” Dylan cooed, “Of course they are. The question, and element of surprise, is when my person shows up. It will be when you least expect it. I have learned from the Creepy Ninja Assassin ways. I am but an apprentice continuously trying to be a master.” Christ.
Dylan turned back to our prisoner, “Anyway Irfan, do you know more of what the white wolf can do?” Irfan nodded, “As the guardians intended for the white wolf, we do know quite a bit about her.” Dylan asked, “And that would be what? Detail it out. Tell Dylan all you know and purge your soul. You’ll feel better.”
Irfan explained, “Well, the original White Wolf has many powers. Powers of the goddess that she is.” I said, “I’m sorry my mate is a goddess? She doesn’t just have a piece of a goddess with her in wolf form, but an actual goddess?”
Irfan nodded and continued, “Yes, she will ascend eventually, as will you as her true mate.” Dylan shrieked, “WHAT?! THEY WILL ASCEND?! HE’S AN ACTUAL GOD NOW?! OH, CRUEL UNIVERSE! That’s just par for the course of knowing the Conners. I will be sending your dad my therapist’s bill for this.”
Irfan laughed, “It’s not just the two of them.” Dylan shouted, “Oh dear goddess! Is it all of them?!All the Conners? Someone say no! HELP! I’M TRAPPED IN SOME WEIRD PLACE AND I CAN’T GET OUT!” Lacy rubbed his back while gawking herself.
Irfan told him, “You should talk to the promised siblings. It was written that the White Wolf would be part of their family. We don’t know much about them.” Dylan smiled asking, “Is mygoddess really a goddess? I manifest things and speak them into being. In truth, I have been calling her a goddess since we met. I so did this.”
EJ linked me, “This is weird.” I shot back, “This kid just said I’ll be a god. He’s implying we all will be, so I think we’ve passed weird.” I linked Oden, “Did you know?” Oden said, “I mean my name is Oden. You not knowing is kind of on you.” I snorted at him.
Eventually Oden said, “Freya and I didn’t know how to reveal all of this to our human halves. I didn’t know until I knew Freya was our mate’s wolf. You were both dealing with a lot. How does one say oh by the way, we are a god.”
Dylan cleared his throat, “Have no fear there is now a meeting the day after Thanksgiving because your father’s calendar is IMPOSSIBLE to get on. Seriously, I’ve known the man my whole life. Where is my priority for cutting the damn line of people who want to talk to LSGAP?”
Dylan grumbled, “It’s like he already knows and wants to put off the conversation to discuss such things. I let my Beta brothers know that it was of the utmost importance. Calendars have been cleared for the whole day. I have my statue guy on retainer pending the outcome of this meeting.”
EJ asked, “For what?” Dylan snorted and told us, “Your dad might have put an end to my mini goddess statues I had made of your mother YEARS ago, but if she’s actually a goddess then GIANT ones shall be erected, along with smaller ones. I WILL be on the ground floor of this.”
I asked, “And if my dad is a god?” Dylan sighed, “I will have to work on containing my powers of manifestation. I’ll blame myself because I’ve been calling the man a god for decades. It’s all my fault and I even knew that was my Fae power.”
I pointed out, “Uncle Aiden has told you that’s not what it is.” Dylan continued as if I hadn’t said anything, “I’ll take the blame.I should’ve been more careful. I WILL make sure he has bobble heads. There will be no statues for him, only bobble heads in some fantastic pose.”
“I’ll have mocks up made for the meeting. To let him know I have options. LSGAP will RUE the day he did not clear his calendar sooner. I’ll be creative and I have time on my hands. Or it will come at him when he least expects it. Decisions, decisions. MUHAHAHAHAHHAA.”
Irfan was laughing. This kid had no idea Dylan was serious. EJ linked me, “Mom has seemed a little off with her feelings for a bit. Maybe she found out recently.” I didn’t think that was it. Mom seemed like she had something going on.
I’d bet that mom was just trying to think of a way to tell us all what was going on with her since she didn’t block us out. Maybe she was even talking to Uncle Aiden. It involved the promised siblings, so it wasn’t just mom’s secret to tell. I knew for a fact she’d never read a book that said they were related to the White Wolf. Otherwise, mom would’ve been more prepared.
Dylan questioned, “Any who, what else do the Werebengals know? Because I personally have read all the books about the promised siblings. The White Wolf isn’t mentioned, which means I have to tell King Fire Hands books are hidden from him.” Shit.
Dylan continued, “The type of thing I’m looking for is, for example, if Blue Moon gets a Werebengal before LSGAP?” Irfan asked, “Who is LGSAP?” I spoke before Dylan could, “Our dad. It stands for Legendary Saint God Alpha Prick.”
Irfan paled and asked Dylan, “You refer to the pure of heart promised sibling mate in such a way?” Dylan waved his hand, “All in good fun. You barely met the man. Trust me, he’s a prick and he knows it. LSGAP’s definitely the King of the Prick’s and now he’s possibly a literal god. There is not enough alcohol in the world for this.”
Dylan started to sing, “NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I SEE! NOBODY KNOWS MY SSOOOOORRRROOOWWWWW.” I rolled my eyes. Irfan said to me, “You will have at least one pup that is also a White Wolf with your mate. The goddess White wolf is just had to come from a Beta line. Now that she is here, more can come from your union.”
Dylan snorted, “You are low balling it, my new Bengal buddy. I have bets on them having six White Wolf pups.” Irfan smiled telling him, “At most they will have ten.” Oden hummed, “Ten beautiful little girls. I’ll take it.”
Dylan shrieked, “TEN?! Ok, this is just intense. Don’t you know MMSGAP will somehow get ten White Wolves?! There will be ELEVEN! OH NO! HE WILL HAVE ELEVEN SO THAT INCLUDING MELASHLEY IT WILL BE TWELVE! He can’t have uneven numbers. He didn’t like those as a pup. Everything had to be even.”
I rolled my eyes, but that was true. Dylan bemoaned, “Jesus Christ. Ten?! LGSAP gets eleven White Wolf granddaughters and a SUPER GENIUS White Wolf daughter in law who is going to make him an actual frigging god. I dislike him so much. Some days, I really do.”
