NOVEMBER
Me
How do you feel?
Evan
Who is this?
Me
Are there other people in your life who saw you throw up into a trash can under your desk today?
Evan
Cooper?
Me
Of course it’s me.
Evan
How did youget my number?
Me
You have it public on the law firm intranet.
Evan
Something I’ll be fixing as soon as I’m at work tomorrow.
Me
You do what you need to do Rhodes, but that doesn’t change the fact that I have it now. So, how are you feeling?
Evan
I’m fine.
Me
But are you really?
Evan
Fuck no, I’m not fine. I’m fucking pregnant. With your baby.
Me
I think I remember you telling me something about that.
Evan
You’re joking with me right now?
Me