I’m not afraid to ask. What’s going on with you and Cooper?
Pam
Ladies, she’s new to the chat. I think she doesn’t quite understand that this is the place we share all the dirty details.
Jo
Evan, don’t worry about Pam and Cece, they’re cool.
Pam
We sure are.
Cece
The absolute coolest.
Hannah
Didwe scare you off?
Me
You didn’t. I just…I don’t think I’ve ever met women like you.
Pam
Honey, there are no women like us.
Welcome to mayhem. We’re chaotic but loving. And we’re really happy to have you.
Cece
Damn right we are.
Pam
If you need anything, ever, you come to us.
You’re having my first grandchild, so that means we’re family now.
Amelia
Don’t bother protesting. They’ll just hold on tighter until you give in.
Jo
And then Cece will make your favorite cake, and Pam will make margaritas without measuring the tequila, and before you know it, you’re drunk on her couch telling us all your deepest secrets.
Cece
I already have all the ingredients for black forest cake at the ready.
Me
How do you know that’s my favorite?
Cece