MARCH
Wyles Bros and Hoes
Hannah
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BOYFRIENDS ARE BOYFRIENDS? Evan, you are a freaking genius.
I grin down at my phone screen as I press the button for the elevator. Holding my pile of folders between the crook of my arm and my chin, I type out a response.
Me
I thought you might like that.
Jo
Like it? WE LOVEDIT OH MY GOD.
Amelia
Literally I think that was the hottest scene I’ve ever read in my entire life.
Hannah
Cosign. The eye contact! The yearning! I can’t even. It’s brilliant.
Jordan
What the fuck is happening right now?
Jo
Evan made the boyfriends boyfriends in her fanfic world. Keep up, J.
Jordan
Doesn’t this conversation belong in the book club group chat?
Noah
No, it certainly does not. I’m not invited to the book club group chat on account of my Y chromosome, and my wife knows me well enough to know that this is a conversation I would want to be a part of too. Because fuck, Evan. Holy hotness.
Elliot
Fucking right. That was some of the sexiest shit I’ve ever read.
Amelia
But did you really read it?
Elliot
Fine, Amelia read it to me. Naked.
Amelia
K, I think they could have done without that detail, but I guess we’re in it now.
Hannah