Page 6 of Don't Hate the Player

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BobTheeQ: Which nobody can deny <3

shineedancer: sweet birthday babyyy

JHoops: thanks yinz

shineedancer: did you eat cake you deserve cake

ElementalP: the biggest possible cake

JHoops: I had a cupcake, the smallest possible cake

JHoops: it was actually really nice. the gaming club got them for me even though I’ve only been in school with them for a few weeks

ElementalP: omg you’re already making friends at your new school I’m crying

BobTheeQ: I got you a present.

BobTheeQ: It’s a surprise.

BobTheeQ: Just for you.

JHoops: is it about the tournament

BobTheeQ: But we have to wait for Muddy.

shineedancer: muddy’s always late

JHoops: leave muddy alone! I can wait

shineedancer: since we’re waiting . . . ?did the bday boy do the thing today

JHoops: shinee. ki. pls

ElementalP: oh ya did you talk to her?

JHoops: no and i shan’t

BobTheeQ: Why not, you’re a treasure.

ElementalP: just a little jewelry box of a person

JHoops: it’s been too long and it’s weird now. i don’t want to be weird

shineedancer: we believe in love, love’s not weird

ElementalP: we believe in YOU, you’re weird but we’re still on board

JHoops: she doesn’t even remember me, she looked right at me today and it was like -_-­

JHoops: which is cool it’s cool i’ll live i got stuff to do

shineedancer: can i give you some feminine advice

ElementalP: can I give you more, different feminine advice

JHoops: do you guys want to coordinate before or

shineedancer: talk to her

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