Page 23 of Don't Hate the Player
MUDD: anyway we need to dangle a picture of jake’s long lost love in front of him before every match because he was way on top of those heals today
JHoops: please do not do that
ElementalP: leave him alone Muddy
ElementalP: hold on K is about to start driving so I’m typing for both of us now
ElementalP: how are you feeling bby jake?
ElementalP: about all of it
JHoops: wait was that you or Ki?
MUDD: does it matter they’re the same person
JHoops: fair
JHoops: it’s all cool, I didn’t see her or anything so it was fine
MUDD: i stuck around backstage to see fury leave and she wasn’t with them
ElementalP: that is weird, you think they’d want to show her off after the checkmate
ElementalP: Ki says we stan an intentionally mysterious queen
JHoops: yeah i think she’s doing it on purpose and i don’t want to make fury mad so can you guys not kjfblhreg
MUDD: . . .
MUDD: is he dead
ElementalP: I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE DRIVEN HIM BACK TO HILLFORD
JHoops: sorry dropped me phone
JHoops: i gotta go my
JHoops: bus is here
MUDD: i’m not staying online if its just me and the girls
ElementalP: get home safe baby Jake!
ElementalP: Ki says muddy can choke
[MUDD has left the chat]
JHoops: oh don’t tell anyone that I know KNOX from before that’s what i was going to say
JHoops: Fury might try to take me out idk theyre scary
ElementalP: good idea. have fun on the bus!
[JHoops has left the chat]
ElementalP: hell yeah i’m gonna spam the chat with song lyrics and there’s nothing anyone can do about it until they log back in
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