Page 54 of Santa Has a Six-Pack
Suddenly, I sense movement under me. A stiffening, if you will. And it sends an unexpected rush of heat through my body.
“You’re doing great, friends! Just a few more shots!” Keira says from behind her camera.
I panic whisper. “Is that your, um–?”
“My man region? Yeah. It is.”
“Geezuz, Matt.” I try to keep my smile for the camera. “Have you been sprouting woodies all morning with these people?”
“Hell no! You’re the only woman who does this to me. I was holding it together, but your voice just now, that sexy breathy thing you just did? Well? Seems it did me in.”
I’m the only woman who does this to him?
He can’t mean that.
I turn to face him.
His eyes sparkle. I expect him to retract his statement. Or explain. But he doesn’t. He just smiles at me.
“You two okay?” Dottie asks, concerned.
Both our heads whip forward.
“Fine!” Matt says.
“We’re great!” I squeak.
Keira continues taking shots of us.
I lower my voice. “For the record, I did not do a ‘sexy breathy thing’ just now.”
“Ahhh, you’re doing it again.” His dick hardens more, and it hits me in just the right—or wrong, depending on how you look at the situation—spot.
I let out a tiny moan.
At least I think I do. Maybe it was an internal moan? Are those a thing?
“Don’t do that again,” he warns.
“What?” I snap. “I didn’t do anything.”
“You moaned,” he says matter-of-factly.
I gasp. “Well, maybe if you weren’t sprouting a woody…”
“Is that the only way you know how to describe an erection, woman?” He chuckles.
“Getting a hard-on, pitching a tent, launching a crotch rocket,” I rattle off. “Is that better?”
“Marginally. Hey, um, whatever you do. Do. Not. Get. Up,” he pleads. “Oh fuck, you just wiggled. We can’t have you wiggling right now.”
“Okay, that’ll do it!” Keira beams. “Thanks so much, guys. Our followers are going to love these! Let’s head to lunch!”
She puts the cap on her camera and stares at us expectantly. “Well?”
Dottie chimes in, “Are you two coming?”
“Not yet!” Matt says, then thinks better of it. “I mean, we’re not coming at all. We’re just sitting here. Obviously.”
