Am I supposed to gloss over the Daddy Simba part when you said that adult Simba is the reason you think the first film falls apart?
No, the narrative is weaker when adult Simba crosses that log. But I can see why Nala fell for him. But then he gets another layer when Kiara enters the world
You also said he was the weaker lion to fall for?
In what world are you putting the two of them of side by side and picking Simba?
The scar, Eli. THE SCAR!
Well aware of the scar, Adrienne
Also, I didn’t say he was the weaker lion to fall for. Just that of the two, Kovu was better.
Because aesthetically, it’s true
Right, because of the scar
T-minus two weeksuntil Addie gets back to London
I went to my final hot yoga class today and nearly broke my nose
And how did you manage that?
What you need to know is the instructor is incredibly attractive
Noted. So what happened?
I went in with less than holistic intentions on this occasion.
I wanted to leave a lasting impression on this man
Like I wanted him to think I had won at yoga
Can you win at yoga?
I know you can’t
ANYWAY
I was nailing it. I was strong and I had perfect balance, I was mostly in the moment but maybe flexing just a little and then this man had the NERVE to lead us into the crow pose
It’s not my favourite pose.
I can never get my feet off the ground
But I refused to let that get in my way this time
I overcooked it
And nearly fell on your face?
Yes
Honestly, it’s a good thing I will never show my face in that class again because I am mortified
You probably made a lasting impression though
How did you catch yourself?