Page 222 of Dark Duet: Platinum Edition
“I’m dreaming, Rubio. I can’t put this shit together. Hold on.” I kicked the PlayStation and all the cables were magically connected.
“Nice! Someday, when Claudia stops coddling me like an infant, I hope you can teach me how to be more of a man,” Rubio said (it’s my dream—stop judging me).
“You can start by taking care of this.” I took out a pair of scissors from my pocket and cut the large hank of hair covering most of his face. There was a large round of applause.
“Okay everyone, it’s time to singHappy Birthday!” The crowd parted for Livvie as she walked out of the kitchen holding a large chocolate cake covered in candles.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear, James.
Happy birthday to you.
I scrunched my face. When had I learned that song?
Wake up, Birthday Boy. It’s time for one of your presents.
Something soft touched my face.
Wake up, Sexy. It’s your birthday.
I smiled both inside and outside the dream.Livvie.She was real. She was with me. She was mine. If the dream had been good—and it had been—waking up had been even better.
I opened my eyes slowly. Reality and fantasy rearranged themselves in my mind until everything was clear. I smiled when I saw Livvie standing by the side of the bed. She raised her arm and tickled my face with a long feather. I rubbed my nose.
“That’s not what that’s for,” I said. My voice was rough. I yawned and stretched.
“Want me to tickle your penis?” She flicked the feather over the tent in the sheets.
I put my hand over my erection and turned away.
“No. That’s not for you. I have to go to the bathroom.”
“Well get up! I have a whole day of birthday activities planned and you’re spoiling my fun with your sleeping… and your pee boner.”
I laughed.
“I hate when you call it that.”
“Yeah? Well I hate that I can’t play with it. Why the hell is it so hard if I’m not supposed to play with it? That’s false advertising, Mister.”
I flopped onto my back and threw my arms across my eyes.
“Fine. Ravage me. But don’t expect to go anywhere for a while.” The last time she mounted my morning erection I couldn’t come for over an hour. Livvie had to take a nap when we finished and the whole morning had been appropriated.
“Le sigh. It’s going to have to wait. We have plans. Now,get up!” Livvie put her hands on my stomach and bounced me up and down.
“Stop!” Ireallyhad to piss. I grabbed Livvie around her waist and pulled her into the bed with me. She squealed as I tickled her. “I’m going to do this until you pee!” Her legs were kicking, but I threw the comforter over them until she was trapped.
“Oh, god! Oh, please. Please stop!” She was laughing despite the panic I could see in her eyes.
“Are you sorry?” I teased.
“Yes! Please!” Livvie was panting by the time I stopped tickling her. She smiled up at me.
“Can I kiss you?” I asked.
