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Get it? Spread.
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But seriously.
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I fell down a rabbit hole about household products and lubricants.
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Well, you can use coconut oil as lube and I thought what else can you use that might be in the kitchen? Because I keep coconut oil in the kitchen at all times, so I wanted to know my options. If any. You know?
No. I’ve never hadthat thought.
Ever.
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So do you want to hear what else?
Yes.
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Crisco, which is not surprising but also ew, right? Then the other natural oils like olive and sesame, avocado, etc. Makes sense. BUT THE MOST SURPRISING IS
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Drum roll…
When she doesn’t text me after a minute, I text her.
Are you going to tell me?
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I was waiting for the drum roll.
I refuse to laugh, even to myself. Yet, still, I indulge her.
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Thank you.
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YOGURT
What?
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You can use yogurt as lube as long as there is no sugar in it.
