Page 46 of Christmas Chaos
RORY: The baby came early.
TRISTAN: Congratulations!
SABRINA: OMG OMG OMG! What did you have?
TABI: Just checked Brad’s feed. You had a boy?
BEN: Congratulations, Rory! How’s Zoe doing?
RORY: She’s doing great considering everything.
TABI: Did he come out via the sunroof?
SABRINA: What’s his name????
RORY: Zoe had a precipitous labour. It lasted less than an hour.
TRISTAN: Fucking hell that sounds intense.
RORY: She went into labour in a carriage pulled by two Highland cows during a retelling of the nativity.
TABI: What. The. Fuck???
SABRINA: No frikking way!!!
BEN: Did she give birth in a stable?
RORY: Almost. The community centre. On a bed of straw. I was the only person there as Bandit wouldn’t let anyone else in.
TABI: Have you called him Jesus?
RORY: We’ve named her Shona.
SABRINA: Her???
RORY: Yeah. I love it when my mother’s husband gets it wrong.
RORY: (Multiple photos of Shona)
SABRINA: Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
BEN: I see she’s got her mother’s hair.
RORY: I know. She’s so beautiful I can’t stop staring at her.
TABI: You big Scottish softie.
RORY: Don’t care. I’ve never been happier.
SABRINA: I’m crying!!!!!!!
BEN: Just showed Laurie. Now she’s crying.
TRISTAN: Sherilyn too.
JONATHAN: So much emotion! Can’t wait to show Juliet!
RORY: Gotta go. I’ll send more photos later. I think I’ve turned into one of those dads I swore blind I’d never be…
TABI: Fatherhood suits you, Bagpipes. Give Shona and Zoe a kiss from all of us.
RORY: Will do.
