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Owens
Worth a fucking try.
Hayes
Wellllllll, it turns out our boy here has decided to play the hero and FAKE date Kenny to “save” her job. Though if you ask me, it sounds like he’s in love.
Donovan
Sounds like Anderson pulled a page right out of the romance books my wifeloves to read.
Owens
This is painful. Someone kill me now.
Parker
Oh, Donovan, can you tell Aurora to send me a few recs?
Donovan
The fuck you need recs for?
Parker
Those authors know what they’re doing. I can always learn a thing or two.
Morgan
You don’t need any recs, Parker. You’re enough of a liability as it is.
Parker
Are you slut shaming me?
Morgan
Yes. But we still love you, Parker. Slut and all.
Hayes
Can we get back to the topic?
Me
Actually, can we not?
Hayes
We need a plan to make Kennedy fall in love with Anderson.
Me
No, we don’t. Hayes, this is ridiculous. I’m literally going to kill you. Like, kill you dead. Write your will and say your goodbyes. Maybe have one last good fuck, because you’re done walking this Earth.
Owens
Are there other ways of killing someone that don’t end in…death? I’m confused.
