Page 95 of The Wild Card
“Isn’t this just more lying?”
“I consider it more like payback. Except for Jo—I think we should tell her. And if she doesn’t keep the secret, oh well. But somehow, I think she’d be totally willing to play along.”
Molly hesitates for a moment, then grins. “This is absolutely diabolical, Mr. Biceps.”
“Darlin’,” I say, crossing the room to kiss her because I just can’t get enough, “welcome to the Graham Fam.”
FROM THE NEIGHBORLY APP
Subject: Bad drivers
SweetPea43
Reminder that downtown Sheet Cake is a no passing zone. It’s not a NASCAR race. This idiot was speeding and then passed me. I almost drove up on the sidewalk!
BagelBytes
I think it’s illegal to post photos of other people’s license plates.
1BigBass
If it was NASCAR, there would be an actual track. I’m pretty sure no one is mistaking Sheet Cake for a NASCAR track.
SweetPea43
It was an expression. I didn’t mean literally. And it’s not illegal.
BagelBytes
At the very least, it’s a privacy violation.
Vanz
I love going to the Formula 1 races in Austin. So much better than NASCAR.
BobToo
Don’t dis America’s Racing. You can like both. I do.
SweetPea43
The point of this post was not to discuss racing but traffic violations and dangerous driving in downtown.
Chels
Agreed. I’d like to see more traffic circles instead of stoplights or stop signs.
BobToo
No one understands how to drive in a traffic circle. It would be utter chaos.
JB
No traffic circles. This isn’t Europe.
TheRealBob
In Europe, they’re called roundabouts.
