Page 37 of The Santa Rules

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It’d be easier if you just told me

[gif of the grinch smiling.]

Are we visiting Santa?

Maybe?

That’s vague

My hope is that Santa will be coming

Is that a chestnut?

It is

Please tell me we aren’t roasting them over an OPEN FIRE? You do remember I’m a firefighter

Actually, it was code for something else…

That’s one activity

I stare at the string of emojis for several minutes trying to figure out its meaning. But I come up empty.

Okay finger pointing at sparkly nuts?

OMG

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That’s even better than what I had planned!

What did you have planned?

Let’s just say there’s a certain adult activity that I would enjoy doing with you

Are you saying you want to ride this cock until I nut in you?

Fuck, I love it when you talk dirty to me

You kinda did the work for me on that one

Not to change the subject, because I could talk about what I want to do to you all day, but you know whattomorrow is, right?

December 1?

It’s that magical day that Sprinkle McPinkle Pants returns

FML

No worries. Where did you hide it last year?

It’s in my closet, tucked in an old pair of running shoes

Gross. You might need to air him out

You’re probably right

Actually, this might work. We could do a scene that leans into the stink

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